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Hello Dysfunction

235: Thank You White People

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2023

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Mark is on a honeymoon with his mom, FREE PALESTINE, always acknowledge rock ‘n roll, STD’s have a dark origin, discovering new coffees is fun and diaper rash cream saves the day.

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0:00.0

B. What's wrong? My mic. Hi guys.

0:23.0

Hi welcome to episode 235 of hello dysfunction.

0:28.0

I'm Crystal.

0:29.0

I'm Patofria.

0:31.0

I'm struggling.

0:32.0

We're figuring all this out. Yeah, Mark is gone. I sent

0:38.2

him packing. He's actually in the Philippines, reconnecting with his mom, who he has not seen in 20 years.

0:50.0

And I sent him on a eat, pray love journey. I really did though. It's been a rough past couple of years and for our family and I felt like Mark really needed it.

1:12.0

Okay, I'm trying to get it together.

1:14.0

I think I'm all right.

1:16.0

I felt like Mark really needed as an adult to now go be able to ask the questions,

1:23.4

as an adult, you know, to find answers why

1:29.2

and it's crazy, some of the answers he got

1:32.3

were very different than what he's been told his whole fucking life

1:36.0

This is in regards to his family. Yeah, so

1:39.7

His mama

1:41.2

We don't need to go. Yeah no no. And so there's a video of them when they first

1:49.1

reunited. It's really sweet. I see you on my bean salad I already had a bite I'm not

1:53.6

I'm not impressed this is God's work right here you're missing a few things

1:58.1

but this is how I like it'll do I like it like this. So the video is hell of fucking sweet. Yeah. He's been with her every day. She has a restaurant over in Manila helping her at the restaurant. He took her to right now.'re in Barakai which is like you

2:15.1

know a tropical island in the Philippines where it's like white sand turquoise

2:19.0

beaches he took her on a vacation so they're there like four days together. It's really fucking sweet. I was making

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