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Well, hello there. Hi. Welcome to Beach, you, Sandy Water, too, at the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion. I am X-teen. I'm Zandi. How are you doing? I'm doing well. You know, speaking of Zandi. Sometimes when you say X-teen, I say ex-Sandy. Yeah. You know, just for the joke. It's hilarious. Facebook won't let me change my name from Alex to Zandi.

Why?

And I'm convinced it's because they think my name is X Andy and I'm just being, I'm like, or my name is Andy and I'm trying to be all cool gamer.

X, yeah, like X games.

Totally exactly like X games.

That's what I think it is.

Well, no, when I was streaming.

Well, I told Facebook.

Is that not what I was supposed to tell them?

What?

That I'm all X games mode or something?

I told Facebook not to change your name.

Not to change my name.

No, I think they actually require you to have like proof of a name change.

Are you serious?

Which is ridiculous because half the people in my friends list aren't using their real names.

No, and also. And I've never changed in my life. Like, since I started 2009 or whatever. The problem. Maybe. Maybe that is actually an issue. But no, when I would stream and I'd raid people and like bring my, and they don't know me, they're like, oh, thanks for the raid. X Andy, or they'd say Andy. they just think my name is Andy but I'm putting an X in front of it

now Oh, thanks for the raid. X Andy, or they'd say Andy. They'd just think my name is Andy, but I'm putting an X in front of it. Now you get that? I mean, I got it, but I didn't think people actually thought that. It's like XX, Noob Slayer, XX on my old gamer tag, you know? I bet Facebook will let you change it to that. Yeah. That's right. Anyway, I'm Zandi.

Hi, Zandi. We are doing a themed bed and breakfast today. I kept typing in Airbnb because like my head doesn't. It's weird. I did the same thing. It's unfortunate. I always forget it's,

it is unfortunate. I always forget bed and breakfast is a real thing outside of Airbnb. It's themed B&Bs. And I spent about 10 minutes trying to explain that to Blaze where he was like, what do you mean themed? Like the theme is bed and breakfast? And I was like, no, the theme is themed. That's a good point, actually. I think we were both really tired. And I said, no, like themes.

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