#234: Shroomfest 2015; Craig Campbell is F**king Crazy (@Moosefu*ker)

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🗓️ 30 August 2015

⏱️ 243 minutes

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Summary

Craig Campbell came over to my flat in Edinburgh to talk all about mushrooms. Craig is f*cking nuts. He's done more sh-t in his life than 5 of us will. And he loves mushrooms. Because they're part of a healthy breakfast. So what better way to celebrate this year's shroomfest than to talk to a wild man about the magic fungus. It was a really fun episode. I hope you all have a wonderful shroomfest. I'll see you on the other side of the galaxy.

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0:00.0	Yeah, it's like, you know, just an unfeasible amount
0:04.0	of Mexican Cubansuses with us, right?
0:06.2	So it's just like a lot of mushroom.
0:08.1	You know, you talk to anybody to go see kayaking.
0:10.0	What'd you bring?
0:10.9	Soup and mushrooms, man.
0:12.3	That's it.
0:13.2	You know, everything else could you do.
0:14.7	You know, we live on the same size of mushrooms.
0:16.3	Yeah, that's all you need, right?
0:17.6	And they have like all natural pools
0:22.1	that depending on the tide depth,
0:25.5	they're super hot or temperate or chili, right?
0:29.2	So you've got the whole variety like as the tide comes in
0:32.2	and as the tide goes out, the pools that you're in,
0:34.6	the further away the tide is, of course,
0:36.4	the more intensely hot they are.
0:37.9	Well, dark flowing and like endless rain
0:41.6	into a paper cup, they split the wild
0:45.3	as they slip away across the universe.
0:51.4	Boos of sun waves of joy are drifting
0:55.3	from my open to my possessing and caressing me.
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