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Hello everybody and welcome back to Crime and Sports. Yeah, indeed Jimmy. Yeah indeed. My name is James Petrogallo. I'm here with my co-host.

Jimmy was. Thank you folks so much for joining us. We are excited as always for Crime and Sports. I am. Yeah. Yeah. Between the edible and I haven't slept what maybe. That's enough right there.

Yeah, two weeks maybe, you know, maybe enough for three days and two weeks. If you spread that out over two weeks, a lot going on and yeah, edible too. Yeah, you know, it's it's a lot coming together today. 25 milligram watermelon ring. These things add up. So that'll happen and you might introduce the show wrong, but that's okay because you'll never hear that. Thank you everyone for joining us honestly. We do appreciate it. If you have your first time joining us, welcome, welcome, welcome and we have a crazy story for you. And there's two hundred

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It's a lot of plentiful bonus stuff. Last week, we did athlete and postures, which were people impersonating athletes hilariously.

The stories these people told to say that it was amazing. A guy who was six foot three trying to say he was Bill Russell. His story was remarkable.

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Let's get into it because we have a real asshole this week. Yeah, because it's weird. We had Albert Haynes worth and Haynes worth is like he's a hybrid idiot asshole. Yeah, because he's not dumb. No, he's very smart. Yeah.

But he's also dumb. He does dumb things, which makes it even dumber because he's smart. Yeah. And then when he fucks up, he should know about he's a special kind of asshole.

Yeah, it's good stuff for the month. That's what I mean. Then he's an asshole too. So he says he's a hybrid. Yeah, this guy here 100% pure from like a mountain stream unfiltered unfiltered asshole.

I'm great. Just I mean from the fucking top of the mountain asshole. It flows down so purely great. So like a like an Austrian mountain snow. It's it's oh boy is this going to be fun.

A pompous asshole and he's English, too, which we like the English people. But when you get someone who does what he did and he's a pompous asshole and you put on a British accent to it. His face is just punchable. Yeah, you just want to punch it.

You just I mean if you put any accent on it, but I don't know what it is. This particular guy is the only guy who makes an English accent punchable normally it's the I love that accent. It makes everything better. Yeah, everything you can say the dumbest shit. But if you say it in English accent, I'll go I'm listening. Keep going.

Not this guy. No, this guy deserves a punch in the face. His name is Adam Johnson. Oh, you know who he is. Any chance. Wait, yes, I do. Okay, what no, I don't know exactly. He's a soccer player. Yeah, he's a soccer player. I do know his last name is Johnson. So keep that in mind because it's very fitting that his last name would be something that correlates to a penis. And the fun part about this is there's got to be.

The uncountable amounts of Adam James Johnson's in the world. You can find an Adam Johnson that does just about anything. That's a great point. Literally just about anything.

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