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Hello and welcome to Crime & Sports! Yay! Yeah indeed Jimmy, yeah indeed. My name is James Petrigalum here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wissman.

Thank you folks so much for joining us. We are pumped today. Extra pumped actually because this is an extra pumped up individual. For some reason whenever it's a fat guy it's always a joy. I don't know why.

There's a certain joy in making, I don't know what it is about guys. It's a guy thing. Ladies you're listening maybe you don't understand because you guys are ladies try to be like sensitive to each other with weight but guys you're best friend.

If you haven't seen him in like three years and he moved away or something he came back and he gained 30 pounds. Before you say hello to him you'll go oh you fat fuck look at you holy shit you're a fat fucking. I know.

All I've been doing is fucking it's. I don't know what it is because it's bought and paid for. I take this from me. I don't know what it is about men have joy and breaking other men's balls over being fat. I don't know what not the same with women at all.

I want to do the same thing with women but a guy it's just like look at you you fat son of a bitch. So proud of you you fucking fat tub of putting look at you. Beautiful.

So we're going to have fun today but first quickly quickly just want to do some house cleaning here top of the show. Thank you folks for everything this week. If you haven't yet please get on Apple podcast that purple icon give us five stars that helps a lot.

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Not just saying I'm not it's fucking fascinating and the stories they have there's a guy who gets arrested he six foot three he gets arrested and says he's Bill Russell now if you don't know who Bill Russell is Bill Russell is the you know world famous Boston Celtic centurus more rings than anybody in the NBA about six foot 10 yeah and they knew that and he had an explanation for why he was seven inches shorter that you just have got it's it's worth the entire Patreon just a year.

This fucking story is crazy so that's going to be this week just impersonators and then small town murders Patreon will be the we're going to talk about the Chris Watts documentary talk about that as I think that's what it is but you'll find the Chris Watts one you know we're talking about there the guy in Colorado that

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yes let's get into this Jimmy great we have a lot of men to discuss so thick a ton of man here we're going to talk about Albert Haynes works

oh hey he is a big fan he's a big guy he's a jerk off yeah he's boy he's even been in the news recently we almost did this about six months ago

so happy we didn't because more has happened since then so it's an ongoing wow is he a disastrous mess and if you remember him because he played recently

in the last ten years he was playing tight in his Patriots redskins most famously because he had one of the worst contracts in the history of football

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