#234 Can Prop

Tuesdays with Stories!

Comedy

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2018

⏱️ 60 minutes

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After a lively discussion about menoupause and the best places to drop a load, Mark & Joe get into Mark's time in Buffalo while dealing with their weird accents & Joe's Comedy Cellar hang and puke filled weekend at the Stress Factory in New Jersey! Check it out! We now have WEEKLY bonus eps with Mark & Joe talking about whatever! Get on it! www.patreon.com/tuesdays We have have NEW t-shirts. Get em' here! www.merchpump.com/product-category/tuesdays/ Download the Laughable app today! laughable.com/download Go on iTunes and give the pod a #5StarLunch review!1

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0:00.0	This is a Stand Up New York Labs production providing you podcasts since 2013.
0:07.0	Hey Mark Normand here. It's that time of the year again folks. March madness takes over.
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1:32.0	Hey Mark, fake banter for the intro. That's all I know how to do. Great. Good to be here.
1:37.0	Welcome to Tuesday's with stories. Hit her in the face with a surfboard and then the duck fell out of his bag.
1:45.0	Surf's up. And she didn't even flush. Knock knock. Who's there? Mark Norman and Joe Liss.
1:55.0	Yeah! This Tuesday's with stories everybody. That's terrible. This is supposed to be cheesy.
2:01.0	Welcome to Tuesday's Holy Hell, analgesicock. Mark Norman here. You know, be a love of...
2:16.0	Come on, you love of... Come on, you love of...
2:23.0	Come on in hot tonight! A lot of expletives. Explositives.
2:28.0	Explositives. It might be something too though. I think expletives. It seems like something.
2:33.0	Epitaph. Or epithet. Epithetic. Epithetic and sympathetic.
2:39.0	Epithet of the empathy I've never gotten. I never got that. I pretend to get it. I don't even get waste not want not. I'm being completely honest.
2:46.0	No, I don't know anything from anything. But hey, can I just stay... Before I forget, we got a hell of a menopause email.
2:52.0	Do you read that thing? No, I love a man. Oh my God, it's like the Declaration of Independence.
2:57.0	Really? Well, she said not to say her name, but she sent it to the Tuesday's with stories at Gmail. By the way, a lot of great emails. Thanks for emailing.
3:03.0	I mentioned the email. Everyone emailed. I gotta get on that. Yeah, someone's reading our emails. I think it's still big-cuff.
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