#233 - Robby Hoffman: Mr. Bachelorette

Two Dykes And A Mic

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2023

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on comedian and writer Robby Hoffman! They discuss the hotness of David Beckham, Kenz's shell being out at her honeymoon, seeing the Eras Movie, dating The Bachelorette, and so much more!

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0:00.0	We are the greatest Dykes in the world.
0:07.0	Mackenzie Goodwin, Rachel Scanlon,
0:12.0	Worldwide Dykes for life.
0:14.0	Hey!
0:15.0	Two Dykes, two Dykes,
0:17.0	one Mike, one Mike, one Mike, one Mike,
0:20.0	yeah, two Dykes, who Dyke, who Dyke nights, we nights, we nights, we nice, yeah. That's so rich coming from the lips of an angel. Hi! I need you to stop today.
0:42.0	Today's the one day I need you to not make me laugh hysterically.
0:45.0	I can do what I want to do.
0:46.0	This is my job to make you laugh.
0:48.0	I, I, listen, if you're listening to the podcast, you don't know this about me, I got a terrible sunburn on my face, and it is, I can't move my face from my nostrils down.
0:59.5	First of all, what nostrils? I have barely gone. Have I showed you that? Yes, of course. My one nostrils. I have barely gone. Have I showed you that? Yes of course. My one nostrils so
1:05.3	tiny for the viewers at home that when I breathe in it actually sticks to itself. It disappears.
1:11.1	It's giving Gay Baltimore, which is a lot of people's fantasies.
1:15.0	Well I was going to say that's actually kind of my energy.
1:17.2	I know is gay Voldemort.
1:18.6	I know right before I lose my hair.
1:20.9	And I'm actually the train that takes people to Hogwarts.
1:24.0	Yeah, I see that actually.
1:25.0	Chew-choo, all aboard.
1:27.0	Come on in.
1:29.0	We're burning coal.
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