#2320 - Tom Segura

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6 • 228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2025

⏱️ 155 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Tom Segura is a stand-up comedian, actor, podcaster, and author. He co-hosts two podcasts: “Your Mom’s House” with his wife, comedian Christina Pazsitzky, and “Two Bears, One Cave” with Bert Kreischer. He is also the author of “I’d Like to Play Alone, Please: Essays.” Watch his comedy series, “Bad Thoughts,” now streaming on Netflix.www.ymhstudios.com https://www.netflix.com/title/81740857 Don’t miss out on all the action - Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using dkng.co/rogan or with my promo code ROGAN. GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. $5+ first-time bet req. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. Ends 5/18/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
0:04.0	The Joe Rogan Experience.
0:06.0	Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night all day.
0:10.0	What's wrong with you?
0:15.0	How?
0:17.0	First of all, how did Netflix let you make this show?
0:20.0	Well, they wouldn't have
0:22.0	let me make it if I just pitched it to it. What did you do? I made a few, I made a few
0:30.3	and showed it to them. Oh my God. Because I knew. I knew that I, like, that if, well, you can't
0:35.8	give anybody like the script. No. No. The script won't work. The script won't work. I like, that if, you can't give anybody like the script.
0:37.9	No.
0:38.3	No.
0:39.3	The script won't work.
0:40.3	The script won't work.
0:44.8	I mean, that's just, that's the thing is like. It's very funny.
0:46.0	Very funny.
0:46.2	Thanks, man.
0:47.4	It's, um.
0:48.2	So ridiculous.
0:49.2	It's pretty ridiculous.
0:50.3	You know, it was a few years ago that I made the, like, the initial one.
1:00.2	It was, I was on that crazy tour, that real crazy tour where it was like, you know, fucking 10 shows a week.
	...

Transcript will be available on the free plan in 10 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Joe Rogan, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Joe Rogan and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.