Look out, the saints are coming through, and it's all over now, baby blue.

I'll tell you what I did this morning, my partner and I drove up to North York because we had heard from a friend of hers that there was a pop-up

clinic there, a miracle clinic that was giving away vaccines regardless of postal code.

I knew as soon as you said we drove up to North York, I knew exactly where the story was going.

Why else would we be in North York? Yeah, it's a terrible place.

So you hit the Oregon Trail, and where did it take you? Well, we heard it from a friend of hers who had been there yesterday.

For listeners who are listening further abroad, in Toronto, you can get vaccinated if you're, of course,

above a certain age and also if you live in certain hotspot areas. So you've got to have

the right postal code. We are unfortunately not in a hotspot area. If only we could just get a few

neighbors to get the disease, then maybe we could have a chance of getting vaccinated. But anyway,

apparently they were given this out willy-nilly yesterday at this place in north york not asking for i d and this

friend of ours didn't quite get it in time they ran out but they said well you can come back tomorrow

and i kind of went with the attitude of like well i don't i don't actually believe i'm going to get

vaccinated ever until i see the needle in my arm so we we went there. We stood in line in the morning for

about an hour and then somebody came out and said, well, actually everyone's been misinformed.

There's a spurious rumor going around on the internet that we're giving vaccinations to

everyone, but it's just the problem postal codes. And the funny thing is, I don't actually feel

all that heartbroken about it. You didn't expect to get one, did you?

No, I didn't expect to get one. It seemed too good to be true.

I also thought that I was cheating in some way anyway.

Look, times are desperate. I'll step over anyone to get this vaccine now.

I don't care what damage I cause.

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