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Clack the Tapet Brothers and we're broadcasting this week from the Center for

Distinguished Alumni here at Car Talk Plaza. Yes and I'm pretty proud of it!

Well you know how you can tell when you really made it big how you elicit an

entertainment weekly as Distinguished Alumni from your alma mater. Yes and I

understand that we were in our case they listed Distinguished the best they could

do for Distinguished was us. Yeah the Stinguished. You imagine what kind of

deadbeats graduate from MIT. Distinguished Alumni from MIT that's the

Massachusetts Institute of Transmissions and you know how you can tell you

haven't made it big yet. Well when they list you as Distinguished Alumni but they

get your name wrong. They listed us as Tom and Roy Maliazzi. What's wrong about

that? My name is Tom. Your name is not Roy? All these years I've been calling you Roy.

Hey I know that you every week. Yes I'm not accustomed to doing this so I'm

a little bit. Oh you got some mail to read? Yes. I was going to just rant and read. Gary

Saltsman from Berkeley California. Berkeley yeah. Dia Sures at Al while perusing our

local salvage operation which culls treasures from the local dump I came across

the broken and mangled bodies of many unfortunate skit and he did not

put the S. Because skit is its own plural. Yes like beer I want three beer.

I've got a shoe hoop. What are words like that? Carelessly thrown into a dirty box

upon closer examination I thought I noticed movement and discovered two

intact skit again correctly. The plural card is done. Barely clinging to life. I

am forwarding these two orphans to the foundation where I know they will be

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