I like having fun. I like to laugh. I like to meet people who can make me laugh. I like having fun. Yes, I like you to laugh. I like having fun to meet people who laugh.

Good morning, good Saturday to you, good sabat, sabat. What's happening, Olivia? It's total chaos. We've stepped back in time.

It looks like we're on now. All right. Here we go. Let's run it. Live from Glendale, California. It's, wait, wait, don't kill me. With me, your host, Peter.

It's a doll. Peter's a doll. Yeah, do your goddamn announcer voice. This is Bill Curtis. Forget it. I just want to just contextualize. One of the things I want to talk about today is, yeah, can we get David Wayne's fucking camera angle, right? I don't, you have this all his technology yet for David Wayne.

You're a director, right? You want a director? Can you please lock in? Do you like center punch? I like to center punch if I'm like going for the punch. Yeah, sometimes you want to go to the side. You want to create a little, uh, some composition. That's, that's interesting. If you want the tension in the measles, yeah. But we do want to also acknowledge that you'll be doing some card tricks for us. If you want, slight a hand. And that will require an addition. Why don't we have a whole other camera here? Watch this.

Bing down below. Boom. Okay. There you go. There's your B camp. David Wayne is here. Not Rushmore of all comedy. No, I would say that to you. Well, then we're both up there. All right. There's room for more. There's four of us. Let's today. We're going to pick the Mount Rushmore of all the comedy. Can't wait. Right. There's just room for two others. If you two around there. Right. Okay. That's true. David Brenner.

Alt comedy. Yeah. It's a little off. Off center. Jim Brewer. Jim Brewer. Goat boy. Oh, there's a whole list. We're going to have a big list. We'll talk about it. And we'll whittle it down. Just like the carver on the mountain whittled it down, carved it down.

The irony that you say Carver, George Washington Carver created the Mount Rushmore. No, I don't think so. Listen.

It's chaos. What's the patent Oswald's great line? Oh, welcome to the show.

That's how he starts all his stand-up specials. Oh, welcome to the show. Welcome to the show. I'm patent Oswald. Let's get into it. Then he goes. Let's get into it. Yeah.

I haven't I haven't worked on my patent in a while, but it's always comes out. If you listen to patent, he's always like, welcome to show. Let's get into it. You know, it's like that's his thing.

Yeah. And then he does the news.

But not exactly. It's never exactly the news. It's always just a little bit to the left. It's like the news from Mars. Yeah. You know, he'll put his spin on it and then it makes you see the news for what it is because he's got that prism. Yeah.

Yeah. Anyway, sorry. You got to start the show. I do have to. Good morning, everybody. Welcome. Happy Saturday. I pour a cup of Joe. I'm already out, but it's just going to be it's a weird week. Well, first of all, let me just explain producer Matt.

Past away.

Just like that. Just like that. He's gone.

And good riddance. No, Matt is down the flu. What are you looking at? You're watching the show. I like to peek into the control. It's exciting how the sausage is made. You came in here.

Olivia's sitting in the captain's chair. Best of luck to you. Smooth sailing. So far, not so great. No, it was like the movie broadcast news when I came in here. How about in broadcast news?

The sweat. Everyone was sweating. Yeah. Yeah. Albert Brooks got to be one of your heroes. Absolutely.

Vick also passed on last night. Actually, Matt and Vick murder suicide situation was very sad to get that news.

I think. Big burger also West is out. Luke is out.

We have a bunch of newbies running the show. It's like the animals have taken over the zoo. Thank God I'm here. Yeah, I know. And thank God you got a good attitude.

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