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Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker

232. Holiday Extravaganza w/ Neil Hamburger, Alan Bathtime, John C. Claus

Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.71.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2022

⏱️ 125 minutes

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Summary

'Tis the season for an Office Hours Holiday Extravaganza! Join the holiest trinity for two-hours of free-for-all merriment with special guests Neil Hamburger, Alan Bathtime (Alan Resnick) and THE REAL SANTA CLAUS (definitely not John C. Reilly). Plus Uncle Phil’s eggnog challenge, Millie Heidecker, Vic's surprise gift for the trinity and Doug's shocking revelations about the inhumane business practices at the North Pole. Join the Patreon now to get access to the patrons only cocktail hour with more fun and the big reveal of Tim's favorite holiday song at patreon.com/officehourslive The iconic SKINNER x OHL design is back with brand new shirts, hats and patches! Get yours now at shop.merchcentral.com/collections/office-hours. Tim Heidecker is bringing his “No More Bullshit” stand-up character and The Very Good Band across the pond to the UK and the EU (plus Norway!) for a month of laughs, music and more this Spring. Get tickets now at timheidecker.com/live. Catch Neil Hamburger on tour in January! Dates and tickets at bit.ly/neiltour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Forever!

0:02.0

God!

0:30.0

Good boy, a girl

0:35.0

In this whole goddamn world

0:41.0

And he's pulling at his feet

0:47.0

It's worse than he feared

0:53.0

And he's up there at the pole

0:56.0

He's filling up big old bags of gold

1:04.0

And he ain't gonna be

1:07.0

And it presents underneath the tree

1:13.0

Because Santa Claus is crying

1:19.0

And you're the one who made him cry

1:26.0

Boy, you're so fair

1:30.0

And you made him say

1:33.0

Don't you even want to know why I am

1:41.0

Baby, I could leave someone in for him

1:46.0

I could make him Santa smile again

1:51.0

Good boy, you think

1:53.0

He pays for all those toys

1:56.0

For all the bad girls

1:59.0

And I'm a bad boy

2:07.0

You can leave a 20-year-old at least a 10th

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