#231: State of the Union Address (@ComicDaveSmith, @AhirShah, @AlexKealy, @AlexSmithComic)

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🗓️ 10 August 2015

⏱️ 313 minutes

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Summary

Dave Smith came over to my apartment to catch me up on the state of America over the last year or so. We've gone through a lot of change as a country. Gay marriage was legalized, racial tension with the police came to a head, government spending reached new heights and much more. Dave broke down all the important American stories and we analyzed them together. Ahir Shah, Alex Kealy, and Alex Smith are my roommates for the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and they weighed in on the intro as outside observers of what's going on in the good old US of A.

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0:00.0	But I love pointing this at to women where you go like, okay, so let's say the 77 cents to a dollar thing was true
0:05.0	Let's say women for this either just as good. They're just as capable. They can do anything a man can
0:08.8	But for the same job they only get 77 cents and the guy gets a dollar for that
0:13.4	So would there maybe be like one of these money-hungry greedy corporations one of these greedy capitalists who goes
0:20.6	Hey, I just found a way to save
0:23.2	23% on our workforce and only hire women
0:30.1	zero
0:31.6	I see the motherfucking day in America
0:35.1	Fuck yeah
0:36.6	Freedom is the only way to
0:39.6	Everest your game is blue
0:42.1	Cause now you have to enter to America
0:46.6	Fuck yeah
0:47.6	Furnick my blood and suck on my bones
0:50.6	Man, fuck yeah
0:53.6	What you gonna do when we come for you now?
0:57.6	Hello everyone
0:59.1	Let them to Auri ship you escaped
1:01.1	You got them bad at accents
1:03.1	Let them to Auri, Auri
1:06.1	I can't even do my own name in an accent
1:09.1	So I just unheard of work
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