#230: Unconservative and Incorrect (@NickDipaolo)

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🗓️ 3 August 2015

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Nick Dipaolo met me at my apartment to talk about how he's not a conservative and how Libertarians feel about conservativism and political correctness. Fun podcast and I finished it only minutes before I leave for Scotland for all of August. So long, America.

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0:00.0	Number one, I'm not a conservative, I'm more libertarian. I'm more, I swear to God.
0:03.0	Are you really a libertarian?
0:04.0	Yes. If I'm all fucking...
0:07.0	That's surprising.
0:09.0	Why is it surprising?
0:10.0	It's because you've installed the same shit everybody else's.
0:13.0	I made a few cracks on Tough Crowdy as a goal.
0:15.0	Oh, yeah.
0:16.0	And because we're in a left-wing business, like a Mussolini,
0:19.0	but people who know me, even Marin said that, people who know me, I'm nothing.
0:23.0	I had to make people pay attention to me.
0:27.0	So the way to go...
0:28.0	Go that way.
0:29.0	A little bit.
0:30.0	But I guarantee you and I, I'm all for peace to be able to do it.
0:34.0	I have the fuck they want if it's not hurting me.
0:36.0	Yeah, that's all I'm too.
0:37.0	And the laws we need the government for is to protect the fucking country.
0:40.0	Let's increase the pressure that was fighting.
0:47.0	On citizens, we decide they're on hold.
0:55.0	Break it in every mile or even the country.
1:04.0	Should tap the lock and keep it.
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