#230 Burrito Bitch

Tuesdays with Stories!

Comedy

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2018

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

It's a huge Tuesday's as Mark & Joe try and figure out if dogs can have missionary sex (the jury is still out) before recapping their huge trip to Denver with Ari Shaffir & Sean Patton where they annoy the staff at a Colorado Avalanche game, take an intimate pedicab ride and have what may be the biggest breakthrough with Chipotle yet! Check it out! Become a subscriber to our Patreon for the latest LIVE bonus pod with Michelle Wolf & Ari Shaffir! www.patreon.com/tuesdays We have have NEW t-shirts. Get em' here! www.merchpump.com/product-category/tuesdays/ Download the Laughable app today! laughable.com/download Go on iTunes and give the pod a #5StarLunch review!

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is a Stand Up New York Labs production providing you podcasts since 2013.
0:07.0	Hey Mark, fake banter for the intro.
0:12.0	That's all I know how to do.
0:14.0	Great, good to be here.
0:15.0	Welcome to Tuesdays with Stories!
0:18.0	Hit her in the face with a surfboard and then the duck fell out of his bag!
0:23.0	Surf's up!
0:26.0	And she didn't even flush.
0:28.0	Knock, knock!
0:30.0	Who's there?
0:31.0	Mark Norman and Joe Liss!
0:33.0	Yeah!
0:34.0	This Tuesdays with Stories, everybody.
0:36.0	Yeah, that's terrible.
0:38.0	This is supposed to be cheesy.
0:40.0	My baby, you're always spitting at me!
0:43.0	Ah!
0:45.0	Yeah, that was too much!
0:47.0	That was too much.
0:48.0	Sorry, everybody. It's Joe Liss. That's Mark.
0:50.0	We're taking a seriously serious decision.
0:52.0	Norman?
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