23. When Dominoes Pizza Let A Teen Die - Guest Preacher Holden McNeely

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2018

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Wear that grin between grease-soaked lips and chew the curds of delights digested. Let the bolus yon esophagus squelches die within ye, turn to dribbling juices and bubbles of harsh swampen gases. We are bodies, hosts of parasites, tombs of delivery morsels, avatars of corporate wisdom. Listen closely to Reverend Holden, mm hmm. Follow his words, and pick a brand with consideration; it may be the only brand you’ll pick again. Guest Preacher: Reverend Holden McNeely (Wizard and the Bruiser podcast, holdenatorsho on Twitch) Invocation Psalm: “Pizza Party Ire” Liturgical Reading: “When Dominoes Pizza Let a Teen Die” Concluding Prayer Guess it should be said that all characters and events in this story, even the ones based on real breathing gooey companies, are fictional. Though, c’mon, it’s probably not that fictional, right? Maybe a grease of truth dripped somewhere within? Hey. Don’t sue.

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0:00.0	I'm
0:02.0	.
0:03.0	I'm
0:04.0	.
0:05.0	I'm
0:07.0	. Smack, smack those chombers, lick those lickers and pucker those kissing worms.
0:34.6	A rick to us for us all, please.
0:38.3	Mmm, for nothing delights like the words we say now.
0:42.3	Speak with me.
0:44.3	The story must be told.
0:46.3	The story must be told.
0:50.3	We delight in our corporate overlords,
0:53.3	thankful for their bounty. may we thirst for brand identity
0:58.7	and orgasmate at spicy copy. Give me your 30-second spot, your 15, your 10, your 5, yay, pop it
1:09.5	in thy stinker. For the story, the truth, the grease,
1:14.5	and the spray, we now witness a song told Goey by our dear sister, Callista. All the kids got screaming at shock at what they'd done.
1:33.3	To their dear aunt's fetid body, this is how it was begun.
1:38.3	First the aunt took orders for a pizza pie for ten, of her nephews, of her nieces, and their prepubescent friends.
1:48.9	But as she got a write-in, her mouth it did a whistle. She dropped her pen, hung her jaw,
1:55.1	as her brain began to sizzle. She tapped her phone to order and nothing seemed awry, till later we smelled the stench when
2:03.5	the pizza pies arrived.
2:06.0	Pepperony, pineapple, octopus, play-dough, half cinnamon, half ketchup, no bread, extra mayo, all
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