23: This Malaysian Newspaper Insulted Me?
HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 693 Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2022
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
Nigel has been criticised by a Malaysian newspaper for not being as successful as Michelle Yeoh and he also tells the story of a date gone wrong in an action packed episode of Haiyaa!
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0:00 - Bullying Matt for his long trip and going to Bangkok together
8:21 - Nigel gets therapy!
17:24 - Getting therapy from Uncle Roger and pitching Uncle Roger movie to Nigel’s agent
20:00 - Malaysian articles criticises Nigel
28:34 - going on a crazy date
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | While Eung's success is far below what Michelle Yo has achieved, do you need to say that? |
| 0:06.1 | Do you really need to say that? |
| 0:06.9 | If you can just write an article to the two of us without shitting on me, don't compare me to |
| 0:11.5 | Michelle Yo. |
| 0:12.4 | Come on. |
| 0:13.1 | I'm doing my best here. |
| 0:14.5 | Welcome back to HIAA podcast. |
| 0:16.3 | I am talking to you from my house in London. |
| 0:20.0 | And producer Matt is on, but it's on the internet, |
| 0:23.6 | calling in from Honfleur. We are zooming each other, ladies and gentlemen, |
| 0:28.6 | Honfleur. Where's that? In France? |
| 0:30.6 | Yeah, it's in northern France. There's like a little seaside town. We're in an Airbnb. |
| 0:42.4 | Gemma's parents have come and joined us for the last bit of this never-ending trip. |
| 0:44.4 | This trip is never-ending. |
| 0:46.3 | Holy shit, listeners. |
| 0:49.8 | When I talk about British work ethic, this is what I'm talking about. |
| 0:51.9 | The autoresponders. |
| 0:54.7 | That's why I love WhatsApping the people I work with in Britain, |
| 0:57.6 | because you can't auto-respond, put an auto-responder on a WhatsApp. |
| 1:01.0 | You know, you WhatsApp someone, you text someone, |
| 1:04.2 | they're never going to go, oh, Nigel's on holiday from this date to this date, |
| 1:06.0 | for any inquiries, please contact this. |
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