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HAIYAA with Nigel Ng

22: Oat Milk

HAIYAA with Nigel Ng

All Things Comedy

Stand-up, Comedy, Self-improvement, Education

4.8693 Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2022

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Listeners get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp by visiting https://www.betterhelp.com/haiyaa

0:00 - Producer Matt is STILL away and your funny comments roasting him…

6:53 - Nostalgia for dial up internet and staying at Youth Hostels while starting comedy career

13:45 - The hotel mini bar rips you off but Nigel doesn’t care anymore

20:26 - Reflecting on recent collaborations and reacting to Dan Howell “Why I Quite YouTube” video

31:58 - YouTuber as a slur? And wanting to move to LA

37:25 - Why Oat Milk is gross and dating on Raya is terrible…

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Transcript

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0:00.0

And then I tried oat milk. It sucks. I had only my coffee. It tastes like oats. Nobody tells you this. I'm here to tell you this people.

0:08.0

Oatmilk sucks because it tastes like oats. It by visiting betterhelp.com slash haya. That's

0:21.7

BetterHelp, help.com slash haya for 10% of your first month. Hello listeners and welcome back to

0:27.4

Haia podcast. As you can see, I'm back in my London home. The studios there, you know, my wall lights.

0:34.8

I miss being my studio. It's great. And as you can see, also, I'm here

0:39.3

by myself. There's no producer Matt here today. So it's just me talking to you, nieces and nephews,

0:45.2

and the listeners out there. How have you been? You know, I've been traveling a lot. I just got

0:50.4

back in yesterday. Jet lag. Jet lag hasn't affected me that much. I went to bed

0:55.3

11, woke up at 7. It's all good. I think I've traveled so much now. My body views jet lag as

1:01.6

the default state. So it hasn't affected me that much. Hope you're well. If you guys came to the

1:08.2

shows in the US, thank you so much. I'll be back there later this year in October.

1:12.9

I know I'm playing New York.

1:14.1

We're probably going to add some other dates in Atlanta, in Boston, in Chicago again.

1:19.0

So I'll let you know when tickets go on sale.

1:22.0

But man, what a whirlwind.

1:23.4

Oh yeah, Matt's not here.

1:24.7

Again, producer Matt's not here because he's still on his trip in rural France. what, three weeks now? You're still going? Can Gemma even take that much holiday?

1:44.8

Gemma is Matt's wife.

1:46.2

Lovely person.

1:47.1

But, okay, and enjoy a holiday.

1:48.5

I'm just playing around.

1:49.9

But this episode is just me solo talking to you guys.

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