#23: "Atrocities" (featuring the funniest video ever)
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 3 May 2021
⏱️ 104 minutes
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Summary
Also this week we discuss something comedians Ari Shaffir and Chris Neff have in common, a few tales from Sam's recent road gig, and hot criminal mugshots.
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| 0:00.0 | And welcome to broken simulation simulation simulation simulation simulation |
| 0:22.7 | Dyserize simulation. Yeah, that's about right. You still got a little hitch in your giddy up there simulation |
| 0:31.9 | I would I just say broken Sam welcome the broken sim |
| 0:38.2 | Yeah, just real quick guys. We have a new Twitter. We're back on Twitter after being banned at broken Sam on Twitter |
| 0:41.6 | That's at broken Sam. We're gonna be sharing some crazy stories |
| 0:43.4 | Also if you want some bonus content and to help the show out you really would be helping the show out visit patreon.com slash broken simulation |
| 0:47.9 | That's patreon.com slash broken simulation and join me |
| 0:50.4 | Oh, I'm joining him on his hot podcast burning up the charts |
| 0:55.6 | Big and Vietnam. What are we saying to our Vietnam friends? |
| 1:00.0 | You got always have it ready dude. You got to have that right dude. I've got to close the browser and I've always have our |
| 1:08.7 | I'm gonna write that as a drop. Yeah, I'm gonna get that saved. Oh, I got some news too by the way |
| 1:13.5 | Uh-oh have recently appeared and cuz I get these emails from this place called chartable |
| 1:18.4 | Yeah, they hit me up all the time. Yeah, and we are at our appearing in the comedy charts in |
| 1:24.8 | Da da da da da da da da da gana gana. Welcome. Oh my god |
| 1:31.4 | Hello, gana hello, my what did they speak? Gana knees? |
| 1:35.4 | Gana Rio. What did they speak? Who are they speaking? Gana look up gana and we gotta do something to our gana friends |
| 1:43.0 | Hala Hala gana gana English just the official English. Oh, this might be the hardest one yet |
| 1:48.4 | Can we can you yeah, that's actually true. I can't talk. Can you look up what makes American English and Gana English |
| 1:55.5 | Different so we can make sure that we're not |
| 1:58.4 | losing anything in translation |
| 2:00.7 | Due to Gana's colonial history Ganean English most closely resembles British English although it is decidedly varied and deviates from the standard in many ways based on your location and context |
| 2:12.4 | So yeah, it sounds like it sounds a lot like British the British |
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