Summary
Joy has called a final meeting of the Tractor Run entrants, with Tony and Hannah amongst them, bickering over the running order: Tony is in first place, Hannah, representing Berrow Farm, is fourteenth. Hannah proposes swapping places, throwing Tony’s justifications back at him, but to no avail. Joy then goes through some housekeeping rules, before Tony and Hannah approach to argue over the running order. Joy nips their complaints in the bud by justifying her decision and making clear it’s final. As everyone disperses Hannah asks Joy to change her position to last, before heading off with Jazzer, followed by curious Tony. Hannah’s planning on having Jazzer in his terrible turkey costume as part of her decorations, though she’ll have to do some work on it. She then assures Tony that last place in the run is the best place to be… With Amber having come back last night, cocky George gives Kenton short shrift when he tells George to never say anything again like he said to Fallon the other day. George brings up the risk he took getting Markie rearrested, putting his life on the line, then defiantly tells Kenton to stop taking their nonsense out on him. Later, Kenton’s on the Green with Harrison when George’s dog, Holly, jumps up at him. This triggers Kenton, who hides behind Harrison, while George saunters up casually. George is completely unapologetic, despite Kenton’s obvious distress, before leading Holly away. Shaken, Kenton goes back to Woodbine Cottage with Harrison, where he reluctantly starts telling Harrison what George said to Fallon.
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| 0:07.2 | Marianne has not the heart to tell Eleanor how worried she is by the lack of poetry in Edward's soul. |
| 0:14.7 | Tamzing Greg brings Jane Austen's work to life with pride and prejudice and sense and sensibility. |
| 0:20.6 | Reports soon follow that Mr Bingley is very agreeable. |
| 0:24.4 | And Julie Andrews narrates a new series, Jane Austen Stories. |
| 0:28.9 | You take delight in vexing me. |
| 0:30.9 | You have no compassion on my poor nerves. |
| 0:33.7 | Celebrate Jane Austen. |
| 0:35.3 | Listen on BBC Sounds. |
| 0:37.7 | You're listening to Tuesday's episode of The Archers from BBC Radio 4. George, can I have a word. |
| 1:02.3 | Kenton, you just missed Amber. |
| 1:04.6 | She nipped off to run a couple of errands. |
| 1:06.5 | Yeah, I saw she was back. |
| 1:07.9 | She just turned up last night, out the blue. |
| 1:10.5 | Said she couldn't think of anywhere she'd rather be for Christmas. |
| 1:13.4 | Great, isn't it? |
| 1:14.4 | Sure. |
| 1:15.1 | So, what can I do you for? |
| 1:17.2 | You want to borrow me from the village green now too? |
| 1:19.8 | No. |
| 1:20.6 | Because it's free for everyone to use, even me. |
| 1:22.7 | Yeah, shut up a second, would you? |
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