We'd like to start off today's podcast with an apology for the quality of last Saturday's podcast, which was a bit shit.

You're talking about the volume, not the content, aren't you?

The content was great if anyone could have actually heard my work pearls of wisdom.

But, yeah, it didn't work.

And we think we've worked out why.

So hopefully this one will be better.

But to everyone who was there was actually some quite

rude people complaining and it did make me rather angry because it was as if they thought we're

done it deliberately why would I silence myself deliberately I mean I accept it was very very

very well you let me talk yeah quite I accept it was very irritating but it was just as irritating for us, I can assure you.

In retrospect, I wish we'd never put it out.

But there was some quite good bits in it if you were actually able to hear them.

Even my mum had to send me a message.

She said, I know you were moaning at me the other day about how people

are complaining about the sound, but I have to tell you that Saturdays was really, really bad.

But what fascinated me was every, and I literally had, I must have had, I don't know, a couple of

hundred people on Twitter and emails, and they all thought they were the first one to tell me and that

I didn't know. And in the end, I thought, well, I can't reply to it. I did reply to a couple.

I think it was one where I was a bit rude, so apologies for that. But anyway, I've

I've, I let myself down, the podcast down down and you down. But I have up to my

decibels and you've reduced yours a bit. Yeah, but I think all I'm saying, Ian, is that you keep

going on my screen. You sometimes are going into the red, whereas I'm never going into the red.

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