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Hello Dysfunction

229: Possible Meteor

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2023

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Pata Fria is feeling like vertigo, Crystal has had ENOUGH. Carolyn makes a gruesome discovery and once again our girl is called in for duty.
Keep your creepy friends away, be careful when using harsh chemicals, rebounding is amazing exercise and it’s sad when you ruin your favorite restaurant.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey guys! Welcome to Hello Disfunction!

0:20.0

Episode 900. Episode 229!

0:24.0

Look at our shark cootery board.

0:26.0

That is not a shark cootery board.

0:27.0

I hate that she's off it.

0:28.0

There's a crumb, there's a cheese crumb, a corner list.

0:31.0

I came in with some grapes and some sliced cheese.

0:34.0

And she's, and I was like, it's a shark cootery board.

0:37.0

No.

0:38.0

I'm crystal, by the way.

0:40.0

Oh, I'm better for you guys know that.

0:42.0

Hello.

0:43.0

I don't feel good.

0:44.0

I feel like vertigo all of the sudden.

0:46.0

Yeah, she was dizzy.

0:47.0

She was dizzy here.

0:48.0

I got dizzy.

0:49.0

That's not a good feeling.

0:52.0

Uh-uh.

0:53.0

Like cut it out.

0:54.0

I'm not going to be eating the whole episode.

0:56.0

Just let me have this grape roll fast guys.

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