Welcome, welcome guys to episode 228 of Hello Disfunction, I'm Darla, I'm

better for you. I'm also crystal. Why don't you tell us how much you love being a dog owner?

Please. It has me feeling spicy. I just came in here and sat down. I'm not even. You see,

I tried to be like, oh poor thing, it's time. I'm going to the room. I'll be in the room. It's

tell me probably hurts. So you wouldn't kill it. I almost want to post a photo that Stevie took

of the mess so that you understand the scale of that. And so people understand that pets aren't

just like cute little things to look at. And to give people. And to fucking. Yeah. Huge fucking

responsibilities. We came in in the morning when we leave some it varies. But lately we've

been putting the dogs in their crates. And then you know, they're only in their crates like five

hours and then we come home, let them out and they have free run. Well, they were putting their

crates this morning. And Naya didn't shut the door from the kitchen to the rest of the house.

Zach was able to get out of his crate. And I guess he had diarrhea. And he proceeded to diarrhea

all over the kitchen floor. He then went. It was so much. It was like so much. And I was like,

should I just fucking leave? Like, should we record tomorrow? Because this is bad. But I can't

like schedule. Why is like stuff we have to do? Like we schedule. We've been trying to stay

on track lately so that we get the content out as soon as possible. And it's pretty predictable

when day is coming. But I was just like, oh shit. Then I went in our living room, our other living

room and the mid-mod one. And there's diarrhea all over the floor in there. He had taken apart the

cat's water fountain. Just a disaster. It took about an hour, pride, 45 minutes to clean everything

up. Which was quick because I was like sitting here like, oh my god, like, I knew if I

take your time. I knew if I saturated everything really good with cleaner, it would wipe up

ways. Yeah. Yeah. So I did that. It doesn't miss me in the greatest mode. Yeah. It's not his fault.

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