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Hello Dysfunction

230: Happy Birthday HD

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2023

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Twinkle twinkle…it’s been 5 whole years!
Thank you to everyone that’s been with us for the ride. Crystal has a typical Hello Dysfunction encounter. Pata Fria finally cracks an ongoing case. Hugs to anyone that grew up with a mean grandpa or has kids that have scared you to death while hiding.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Go to the end!

0:30.0

Hi guys!

0:38.0

Greatest intro ever!

0:40.0

My God!

0:41.0

She would not stop!

0:42.0

That was like, this is the song that never ends.

0:46.0

That's our anniversary intro.

0:48.0

Our birthday song, yes!

0:50.0

We are five years old today.

0:52.0

Five years.

0:54.0

It really doesn't feel like five years.

0:56.0

That's half a decade that just flew by.

0:59.0

I remember when we first started.

1:01.0

I remember thinking, I wonder what it will feel like when we're doing it four years and five years.

1:07.0

It fell so far away, right?

1:09.0

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

1:11.0

And it's just crazy.

1:12.0

It snuck up on us.

1:13.0

Five years.

1:14.0

Yeah, when I seen that, I was like, oh my God.

1:16.0

Yeah, I had no idea.

1:18.0

Holy shit.

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