227: I'm Coming, Daddy

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2023

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Old fashioned training diapers were painful. Manners are SO important. We need to go on a Midwest thrifting tour and Crystal is ready to call 911 at ALL times. Don’t ask your friends for discounts, don’t pick up snakes you don’t know, don’t send your kids with the Boy Scouts and don’t stay with a partner that wants to split every cost with you.

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0:00.0	Howdy partners. Hi guys. Welcome to episode 227 of Hello dysfunction. I'm Crystal. I'm
0:24.2	Patafria. Do you remember the TV show 227? Yeah, but I just immediately thought it yep that's exactly
0:30.7	what I thought of. I loved her. Her little eccentric character aging ourselves. For sure. Here we go.
0:40.4	Is that an airplane? I don't know what the fuck it is anymore. Someone was cutting grass but it was like
0:45.9	a few houses down and I was like just wait it'll be them any any minute now it'll be them. They'll
0:51.1	have their fucking power saws out. Yeah. So here we are. Subscribe to our YouTube please. We keep
0:59.7	forgetting to promote that. So if you love us and even if you don't, subscribe to us. And Patreon.
1:07.6	Yes. Tell us whatever you feel. It's fine. Yep. Welcome in. Peas is three years old. She's a grown woman.
1:16.4	She's a grown woman now. Doing grown woman things. Today I picked her up from preschool and
1:22.4	one of the teachers said she's doing so good with using the toilet. And I said no. And she said
1:29.1	she started laughing and she said she keeps a dry diaper here like she and I was like excuse me
1:34.7	Santana. Is that who you're talking about? And she was like yes she goes every single time to the
1:40.4	toilet. And I was like funny because at home she lies to my face and she wants to keep up with the
1:45.5	kids at school. Yes. Yes. That's exactly what's happening. So I mean whatever I was like okay I'll
1:51.6	send like training panties and stuff to preschool and hopefully she carries it over to the house.
1:57.8	I don't know. Every time I ask her now she's like no no I don't have to go no you're a liar.
2:05.6	She's like I'm a baby at home. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know we'll see how long that goes.
2:10.6	But I have those big thick training panties you know. So like it's not going to be comfortable if
2:16.0	you have an accident. Right. I'm hoping that'll help. I'm going to start putting those on her.
2:20.0	Do you remember? So when we were little they didn't have pull-ups. Do you remember that they made
2:25.3	those fucking rubber sick ass rubber underwares that went over on underwear? Yes. They were like
2:32.7	no elastic. It was so tight. It cut our circulation. It looked like a shower cap on your butt.
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