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The Golden Ratio Podcast

228. "College"

The Golden Ratio Podcast

The Golden Ratio

Comedy

5.01.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2022

⏱️ 39 minutes

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just mix it all together. limit 1 per person

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0:00.0

Hi everyone, welcome to the Golden Ratio podcast. I am Jen. Jaramam joined us always by Jared Ed. Yes, hello. How's it going Jared Ed?

0:15.7

It's going good. Excellent. Excellent. So, back in August, low so many months ago, that's like 13 years ago, I was lamenting that the little cabinet that we

0:29.6

store our liquor in, which we bought when we bought the house, um, was no longer containing all of our liquor. It was absolutely packed full. You'd have to

0:40.9

smoosh everything in the door would pop open also had weird shelf heights. So you had we had to lay a lot of bottles down. Yeah, I mean, there were only two

0:49.6

shelves. It was little and too small. We've got, you know, we just have like a lot of glassware and stuff and we have kind of run out of room for things. I was like, there's no

0:58.4

reason we should have this tiny little cabinet, which was fine when we moved in here and we're broke and like we could afford it. I know we had like three bottles of liquor. Oh my God. I'm like, let's just get a proper cabinet in our house in

1:10.6

Maryland. We've got like a full on like full wall bookcase that holds all of our liquor and it is also full class doors. Yeah, I was like, let's get one. So I went around. I

1:21.5

found Creighton Barrel has this beautiful thing and it's got glass doors and then got a couple of drawers and some non glass doors were putting ugly

1:30.0

stuff behind. And it's like over five feet tall and it has like seven feet tall is like five feet. What great. It's great. Let's get it. So I ordered it in August. And it

1:41.4

was backordered. And then like two weeks ago, they were supposed to deliver it. And then they were like, well, we only it's two

1:49.4

parts is like a bottom part with cabinets in the top part with the glass doors. Like we only have the bottom part. And I was like, deliver the bottom

1:54.6

parts fine. And they're like, we're trying to not deliver parts of things anymore because some people are getting like the arm for their couch. And then

2:00.8

they just have to store the arm. I was like, I don't understand. So they it was like the day of the delivery. And they canceled the delivery. And

2:07.9

they're like, we've got to wait for the top part. And I was like, fine. I have no power here. This is like in January or something. Yeah, like towards the end of

2:16.8

January, it was also like eight hours on the phone to get that delivery to happen because like a person literally had to push a button in the

2:24.0

system. Like the system was very confused for about a month. And then I just called every day till I got a smart person to push the button and

2:32.0

override the air. Anyway, so scheduled for delivery canceled the delivery of the bottom because they didn't have the top. So then last

2:39.2

week, they're like, Hey, the top is ready. Let's schedule your delivery. And I was like, great delivery scheduled. And I keep

2:45.4

looking at the delivery. And it's got like one piece. And I was like, it's two pieces at the top and a bottom. But okay, I have no

2:52.0

power over this. And so today was the day, the day and they showed up. And I was like, so you got two pieces. And they're like, we've

2:58.4

got one. And I was like, you have the top. I bet they do. They brought just the top. The bottom was not there. And I was like, it's

3:05.1

funny. The bottom was supposed to be delivered two weeks ago, but they didn't want to deliver it in parts. So that call

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