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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#227: Namaste

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Politics, News

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2018

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

1– It may be bad but he’ll make it worse.
2- Damn that Helen Keller.
3- My racism isn’t racist.
4- Skinhead resume.
5- Thank you, Dr. Phil.
6- Yoga is out to get you.
7- Unreal speed, Kenya, I salute you.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Alonzo. I'd like to welcome you to episode 227 of my podcast, Who's Paying Attention?

0:22.4

So, as you regular listeners know, you know, I appreciate you.

0:26.9

And you also know, I am technologically challenged.

0:30.3

I don't mind admitting it.

0:31.4

So here's one of the latest things.

0:34.0

And this is just weird to me.

0:35.3

So I bought a new microphone, Samson G-Track Pro. And it is a good

0:41.2

microphone. But here's the thing. Sometimes I can monitor what I'm saying or play back what I'm

0:48.4

saying through my speakers, through my IMac, which is great because it makes it easier to listen.

0:53.8

Then other times I can only monitor using headphones attached. through my iMac, which is great because it makes it easier to listen.

0:59.1

Then other times, I can only monitor using headphones attached to the microphone.

1:00.2

Why?

1:01.3

I don't know.

1:02.8

I'm not touching any settings.

1:03.9

I'm not doing anything.

1:06.5

It's just sometimes it's like, we'll use speakers.

1:09.0

Then other times, we'll use the headphones. So that's the deal with that.

1:11.3

Now, I have broke down and the key word they're being broke.

1:15.8

I bought the new iPhone.

1:17.8

Yes, I went all in for the iPhone Max S plus super whatever the hell they call it.

1:25.5

It cost about somewhere between four and sixteen thousand

1:30.3

dollars i don't even know what it costs no it costs a lot of money and um i do i do every other

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