so here we are episode 226 of hello dysfunction get yourself

together I'm happy to report I haven't seen my dad stick lately because he's dead

where did that come from it's just been living in my brain for a minute okay you

know you know how it goes well here we are um it feels like we haven't recorded it

in a long time because we submitted a vlog to patreon last week didn't we instead

of recording yep yep yeah so it feels like it's been a while it's my hair all

hanging to one side and shit it's all over the place I have my favorite shirt on

today speaking of shout out my new friends over at UPS store in Hercules it feels so

weird recording without headphones I like being able to hear it yeah I don't

think I like it I prefer you guys not to see my face yeah or this but I had to go

there today because remember all the 900 things I had to send back from Amazon yeah

I never did I waited till two days before my deadline and I just send all

that shit back all of it there was like nine items so I'd walk in with this

big box and the guy it's younger people in there and the guy's like you can

set that on the scale over there I'll be with you next and I was like well it's a

bunch of random shit he's and the woman was like you can still set it over

there and I'm like okay and I'm standing there I'm in the guy the young he's like

you know younger kid he calls me up to help me and I'm talking to him and shit

and this younger black girl walks out from the back and she went like did a

double-take nope my mic isn't working oh no that's mine oh just kidding I was

talking that's why it's like that I wasn't talking right I need help as you

work all right as I was the girl walks out so the girl walks out she does a

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