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Two Dykes And A Mic

#227 - Big Clam Energy

Two Dykes And A Mic

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic, hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss how gay your aunts and uncles are, hotness disclosure, how to know you're on a date, straight people being weird, small shell energy, and so much more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

We are the greatest Dykes in the world.

0:07.0

Mackenzie Goodwin, Rachel Scanlon,

0:12.0

Worldwide Dykes for life,

0:14.0

Hey, two Dites, two Dites, two Dites,

0:17.0

one Mike, one Mike, one Mike, one Mike,

0:20.0

yeah, two Dites, who Dites, who Dites nights, who nights, we nights, we nights, we nights,

0:25.2

we nice, yeah.

0:27.2

When it comes to our sense of fashion that is like one of our biggest areas of

0:38.4

being different because anything that I'm like I love this you will hate it because they're my sense of

0:45.9

fashion is like pretty

0:49.9

Not what's the word I'm looking for tacky I have like very like yeah like very loud very like mismatching

0:56.4

patterns this is not mismatchy this is just two drab colors put together and I mean this in the nicest

1:04.0

please literally don't say drab to me

1:08.0

drab colors

1:08.7

drab is a word that straight people use

1:10.4

yeah and you know that

1:11.9

here's the thing you're're like, I love bold, bright colors. And I'm like, in the earthtoniest. Yeah, you look like you would be an ammonite as a grip. Thank you.

1:26.3

I know. We have just, I don't want to roast you.

1:28.6

Why?

1:29.6

But I do think that you should help me buy a house in the valley. You have like real in her energy and I love that about you.

1:37.4

I love that. Like I you know I run to the top of Ventura and there's a sign and she calls herself like Versace reality

1:46.3

and here hold this yeah yeah 100% you would be such a good relator.

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