We are the greatest Dykes in the world.

Mackenzie Goodwin, Rachel Scanlon,

Worldwide Dykes for life.

Hey!

Two Dykes, two Dykes,

one Mike, one Mike, one Mike, one Mike,

yeah, two Dykes, who Dyke, who Dyke, nights, we nights, we nights, we nights, yeah. So much has happened since I've seen you last. I know. You got married.

All right. I got COVID 19. I got COVID 19 in the year of 2023 yeah oh my god and there's no more straight people

there's no more straight people. There's no more straight people. We did it. Thank God. It took centuries. It took centuries.

A lot of hard fighting. I was doing a show literally last night for the straightest group of people I've ever

seen in my life. A lot of men and it was at a car museum which shockingly should be

I think gayer because lesbians love muscle cars they love

old vintage vehicles. Do they? Yes they do I know this from a lot of research on my end. You know who does?

Yeah, yeah. And we know there's only kind of one Kendall. Oh right. Yeah, who else am I thinking of? Exactly. There's yeah, she loves a vintage car. Loves a Vinicar. Yeah. I'm doing a show at a vintage car place right and I to, there's like a front row of a woman who was like the straightest woman I'd ever seen in my life

and I'm hearing like maybe I'm the problem.

And I was like, you you get it you're straight and she goes mmm you are

the problem here's the thing you should never assume somebody's sexuality you know what I do assume? I assume that

everyone's queer and wants to F me. Right. And then I'm shocked at the

existence of heterosexuality still to this day because I do feel like since

the pandemic which everyone was so worried the pandemic is sweeping it's killing

well look out look out look out what it's eradicating is heterosexuality. Yeah, that's a fact.

And now that we're here, I am shocked at the existence of straight people.

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