Welcome to episode 225 of Hello Disfunction, yep, of that. Yep. Here we are. I'm Crystal.

I'm Patta for you. And I'm irritated. Yeah. We keep giving guys weather updates to start. It's

really hot. One thing about the Bay Area is we don't really get summer until like September,

the very end of August through what like the end of October. It's like the middle of August to like

the end of October. The last couple of years it's went till like the first couple weeks in November.

Yeah. It's Indian summer. And so we're becoming Australian. It's awful. But I was just telling you

before we started, me and P's are like woke up covered in like mosquito bites. And I've killed

a few in my room in the last couple of days, but I didn't think they got us. This morning my ring

finger was swollen up like nutty professor. It was like hella tight and hot. And I have a bite

behind my nail like directly down the top of my fingertip, which is like why were you

wearing it? Excuse me. Why were you right there of all places? And I have one on the side of

the same finger hot and swollen. I need to lance them myself might do it on the porch.

You don't lance those. Leave them alone. No, they're swollen. It's like pressure. But it'll go away.

They hurt. And I just noticed P's has a big ass one on her neck and one swollen on the top

of her wrist. That's because you guys have sweet meat. They fucked us up and I'm pissed. I like

you. So before we started, I was searching on TikTok a whole bunch of like how to kill them if

they get in the house, like how to attract them to death type videos. So I'm going to do that

as soon as I get home because I can't be getting bit up. And this is so uncomfortable. It looks

like a blood blister on the top of my finger. It hurts so fucking bad. That's fun. Yeah, I'm just

not about like discomfort. I want to cut it open so it can hurry up and heal. Because of all the

fires in Northern California, our air quality is really bad today. It's very, very smoking.

Muggy and like, yeah, it's weird. It's all a smokey and my sinuses are fucking pissed.

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