#225: Vagina Turkey Baster (@RachelJSimmons)

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Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 29 June 2015

⏱️ 145 minutes

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Summary

Rachel Simmons and I had a high school reunion for two last week. And while we were doing that, we recorded a podcast about artificial insemination. A few years ago, Rachel got knocked up the modern way, by paying for sperm to be stuffed inside her by a medical professional. I had some questions. This was a fun talk with two people who have known each other for almost 25 years.

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0:00.0	Oh, so are you saying condoms cause men to ram women uncontrollably?
0:03.7	Mm-hmm.
0:04.2	What's an interesting job?
0:05.2	Condoms cause ramming.
0:06.2	Absolutely.
0:07.2	Condoms cause ramming.
0:08.2	Oh no, I didn't know that after all this time.
0:09.2	I appreciate you clarifying that.
0:10.7	But it sucks.
0:11.7	I don't want to ram.
0:12.7	I want to fucking have sex.
0:13.7	Wait, no, I hear that.
0:14.7	Right.
0:15.7	You want to do some.
0:16.7	You want to do some love making.
0:18.7	You want to do that woman down by the fire.
0:20.7	I love Barry White.
0:21.7	So are you saying condoms cause men to ram women uncontrollably?
0:28.4	I appreciate you clarifying that.
0:31.4	You want to do some.
0:33.9	You want to do some.
0:36.9	I appreciate you clarifying that.
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