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#224: Take Me Out To The Ball Game (@PaulMorrissey)

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir

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4.66.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2015

⏱️ 140 minutes

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Summary

Paul Morrissey and I went to a Yankee game to talk about baseball. We got seats right behind the visitor's bullpen and we did a podcast from right there. We started on the walk to the subway, continued on the train a little, got lost some, got inside, met some Jews, had a dog, met some more people, and watched some more baseball. It was a great day.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, it's Star.

0:01.4

Oh, it's me Star Hacking the people that are warming up.

0:03.9

I want to play the game where you have to follow the ball

0:07.0

inside a baseball cap.

0:08.4

I see if you can guess which one it is.

0:09.8

The three-card Monti or who wins the Rounding Races?

0:13.4

I like that.

0:15.3

Who wants that they took and scored from second

0:17.2

on a fucking outfield hit?

0:18.9

It was A-Rod with a piano on his back.

0:21.0

How was A-Rod who couldn't get home?

0:23.7

It was a sharp single, but then like, all right,

0:26.6

so he scored a run, he got thrown out at home.

0:29.4

Good throw.

0:30.3

A real good throw from the center fielder.

0:31.6

Good throw, but he doesn't.

0:32.6

A-Rod doesn't have a third gear, even.

0:34.7

I mean, didn't he steal 41-year?

0:36.4

He was jogging around those bases.

0:38.8

Stereoids will, uh, to wear down those hips.

0:42.4

We like our beer better, and we like our dogs with most

0:47.3

dirt and rain.

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