Hey Jeffrey Kramer here. This past year we've been touring our live show The Haunting

of Night Vale and it's so spooky and funny and touching. It's such a fun show and we've

absolutely loved being back on the stage and the road getting to see all of you in person

around the world. Well, our final performances of The Haunting of Night Vale are coming up

at the end of this month, at the end of April. Only seven performances left starting April

21st in Newark then we'll head to Madison, Bloomington, Detroit, Portland, Maine, Providence,

and ending in New Haven on April 30th. So if you live in or near one of those cities, come see us.

Just go to welcometonightvail.com and click on live shows to see dates, venues, and ticket information.

Also, we're having a spring clearance sale in our store. This is your last chance to get some

really fun night Vale merch like our I Hate the Moon T-shirt which by the way I once wore to my

local post office and I have now made lifelong friends. Just go to welcometonightvail.com and

click on store. We're always adding new merch but that means old merch has to go away so don't

miss your final chance to get these cool, cool things. Okay, I think I covered it all. Enjoy the

episode and hey. Thanks. 525,600 minutes in this economy? Welcome to Night Vale.

It's contract re-negotiation time again listeners. Yeah, it's been five years since my last round

with station management and I think it's time for a raise. Ratings have been good for my show and

while some of that has to do with city councils recent ordinance requiring all radios to be tuned

to this station at all hours. I'd like to thank some of our success has to do with my top-notch

broadcast abilities. By the way, city council and station management are still dating. It's been

an on-again off-again affair but they're living together now. They bought a new house and adopted

several cats. These lovebirds are seen going to antique malls nearly every weekend. We're also

waiting to hear when station management is going to pop the question. But marriage or no, these two

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