Ooi, it's your boy, the Benil Daryush of my feel-make-you-go-splush.

Jack Slack, it's the Jackslaq podcast.

And I'm returning from my travels, from my holiday, from my time off, where while I was,

one night, I looked up for the supermodels belly button that I'd just taken a shot out of.

And I thought, this just isn't doing

it for me. I'm here having fun, getting sunburned, but I know that other people right now

are watching Kamara Wiseman versus Joaquin Buckley, or they're getting ready for a weekend

of Khalil Roundtree versus Jamal Hill.

And that feels like an injustice in the world.

No, I'll be honest, I didn't give a single thought to either of these cards.

And I haven't watched them.

And I'm probably never going to watch them.

I mean, I probably will watch single fights from them.

If any of the fighters from these cards make it to a proper card where the UFC's trying.

But now I am debuting an era of Jackslack content that I'm calling, I was going to call it Bang a Shit only,

but it's going to be only bangers. I will still be doing

the podcast, I will still be doing the boycast, but my written work, which I want to do more

of, because that's where I started, is going to be focused on big cards, on big fights,

because they still happen once a month or once every two months, and I'd rather just focus

on those than on, frankly, what we all agree is shite.

Now, feel free to be the one guy who comments on every one of these videos. I think you're just

being too harsh. Someone came in on the Macy Barber cancellation card, which genuinely might have been the worst card in human history,

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