0:00.0	Welcome to Beach, Too Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:13.3	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
0:33.4	Hello.
0:39.7	Welcome to Beach, Sandy Water To It, podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most traumatic fashion.
0:40.7	Thank you.
0:41.6	What's a restaurant?
0:43.1	What is a restaurant?
0:44.0	Boy, oh, boy.
0:48.1	Yeah, that's something people we're not totally sure about.
0:49.9	I included.
0:54.8	A restaurant is an exploitative business practice.
0:55.7	Oh, cool.
1:03.5	Where restaurants use scantily clad women to peddle their really shitty food.
1:28.5	And to create an experience that makes men think that they have every right to harass women. Oh, cool. To sum it up pretty succinctly. No, but yeah, well, no, okay, that's still all true. But restaurants are like hooters, tilted kilt. Twin peaks. Twin peaks. We know way too many now. Redneck Heaven. I have a lot of reviews of Redneck Heaven.
1:29.4	Kilted Kilt. Did you say that already?
1:29.7	Yep.
1:23.6	Oh, that's about all I know. I think that's about all I know. And there are a lot of like, so people gave just random bikini restaurants exist. Well, I know you're more in that world. Yeah. Than I am. No, I'm an investor. Yeah, sure. many.
1:24.3	Yeah.
1:27.3	You invest in the food specifically.
1:28.3	Just the food.
2:00.9	Because you're just on a mission to make it taste a little better. Why do you think that Hooters is now, now has a vegan wing option? I find it discriminatory. It's because of the billions I've pumped into that business. That's right, but they didn't before, you know. Yeah, it was so sad. Not all men eat meat. So true. Yeah.
2:01.4	It's a long misunderstood aspect of the duality of man.
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