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OOOH! Ah! Johnny J! I said OOOH! Johnny J! You may sense I am in a pretty decent mood.

I am leaving the drovers in, which is one of the weirdest places I've ever been in my entire

life. It's lovely. It is ramshackle. But what's the reason Johnny J is in a good mood?

Is it because you slept well? No. Work up. Quart past three, then got back to sleep about

half past five after listening to an episode of NR Time about the Sistine Chapel.

Anyway, the reason I'm in a good mood is I'm off to Edinburgh today, but I got a bit of

time to kill before I'm allowed to check in. And I got a message, a DM, someone slid into

my DMs. And no, I'm not in a good mood because I'm about to have full intercourse. No, someone

slid into my DMs, which I don't check very often, but I just happened to check them. And

it was asking if I fancy it around a golf. Now, every so often, I do get astified like

a round of golf, but I'm usually too busy or shy to accept. In fact, this is the first

time I've ever accepted, but I thought, you know what? It's on the way. I need something

to do before I can check in. So I said to this guy, yeah, that would be nice. Jonathan

is his name, who I'm convinced is my best friend. Anyway, Google the golf course. And

this really isn't why I like playing golf, but it's a bit of interest. It turns out

it's one of the most exclusive golf courses in the world. So I would, you know, it's like

a once in a lifetime golf course because it's a private course. You have to be invited

there. I think they only have like, they have a competition there every year, which you

can sort of maybe do a raffle to enter. But I mean, this is my once in a lifetime of

playing, lochlomon golf course. It's built into the, it's on the side of lochlomon. So I've

looked at pictures of it. Rick Sheel's did a video there. I'm so excited. The rain has

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