Okay, folks, welcome to the latest edition, the latest chapter of life on planet

Porky with myself, the portmister, and of course, Ms. Leslie and Jones, the rock

chick writer extraordinaire. Miss Jones, how are we this fine day?

Yeah, cool. Well, cool is right. Cool is right.

Finally autumn's arrived. I'm being ready to say. Yeah, I always have a thing that I won't put the heating on until the first of October. You're right. You know, just the whole global warming thing,

and it just feels immoral. But there is a kind of crisp in the air at night

now, isn't there? Yes, there is a crisp in the air at night. And I wouldn't know how to stop my

central eating. Come on, because it's all on a therm, is it a, what is it called, a thermometer or something,

something that's a thermostat. Thermostat, that's the word. Thank you very much. And I don't know where...

You've got to turn it down in your own apartment?

Well, I don't know how to do that.

I wouldn't know how to do it.

So you've had it on full all summer?

No, it regulates itself according to the outside temperature.

Oh, okay. comes on, it goes off and that kind of stuff. I never have to turn it up or down or anything. It just does it itself. But talking about that, by the way, talking about the fact that we're now

into autumn, and of course the highlight of autumn is often bonfire night, Gido Forks, gumpowder

plot and all that kind of stuff. I notice that in the corner of England in which you live, said to be one of London's

poshest suburbs, and I'm talking here about Dulwich, the burgers of Dulwich have decided to scrap

the annual bonfire party this year and replace it with a screen with a picture of a bonfire burning on it to save the planet has madness

finally reached even where you live leslie am well maybe i don't live there anymore as i've

told you multiple times so you weren't listening i moved out of dollich about six months ago

you've lived there for a long time. You were a member of the...

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