#223: I Watched A Murder

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Politics, News

4.7 • 680 Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2018

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

1 – Armando Frank was killed on YouTube. No indictment necessary.
2 – LeBron opened a school. People got mad. What The Fuck?!
3 – Don’t count your chickens, or Ostrich as the case may be.
4 – Wilbur Ross is pulling a Madoff
5 – Trump tweets beyond… oh screw it, he’s at it again.
6 – I lost my invisible plane again. Damn Where did I park it?
7 – Q Anon is coming or maybe… it's here.
8 – Nia Wilson. Say Her Name.
9 – The NRA is crying snowflake tears.
10 – The only thing worse than being called a racist is being a stupid racist.

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0:00.0	Hi, this Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 223 of my podcast.
0:21.2	Who's paying attention?
0:22.6	Yeah, I know it's been a couple of weeks.
0:24.8	As you know, if you follow me at all on social media, I was in Canada.
0:29.1	I was in Montreal at Just for Laughs, the biggest and best comedy festival in the world.
0:34.7	I loved it.
0:35.5	I had a great time.
0:36.9	I hosted New Faces of Comedy, some great
0:39.3	young comics. I was the host for the award show, which was, actually this year was very moving.
0:45.8	Last year, the award show was funny. Excuse me, this year it was moving. Tiffany Haddish received
0:52.2	comedy person of the year and gave a touching speech about her beginnings and what she went through.
0:59.2	And the award for her was presented by Kevin Hart.
1:03.3	And the funny thing was when Tiff was at her bottom, homeless, whatever, Kevin gave her $300.
1:28.7	And she's been trying to give him back that money for months now. It's been an ongoing thing between them. Well, she gave him as a gift, a pair of baby shoes. And if you know Kevin Hart, you know why that's funny. And inside the shoes was a 300 bucks. And Kevin was like, oh, you got me in public I can't can't refuse it so that was a nice moment Joe Coy won stand-up comic at a year another old friend
1:35.6	of mine and he talked about watching stand-up growing up and telling his mother he was going to be a
1:40.4	comic and little rel who's super hot right now new show coming out on fox he was the
1:46.9	uh tsa agent in get out he's probably best known for that he was the upcoming comedy star a year
1:53.4	he was he was great gave a speech about borrowing money from his mother to come to do new faces
1:58.7	a comedy years ago and And now he's receiving these
2:02.6	awards and all these accolades. And it was just great. It was good. So anyway, that was great.
2:10.2	And also just being in Montreal. I mean, I absolutely love that city. If you haven't visited Canada,
2:34.8	what the hell is wrong with you? Get up there. It's not that far. And Montreal is just such a beautiful. It has a European vibe to it. There's festivals all summer. There's Grand Prix in June. There's a jazz festival, then the comedy festival, then film and all kind of stuff. Definitely worth a visit.
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