Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 222 of my podcast. Who's paying attention? So I am headed, sorry about the squeaky chair. Fans know that my chair squeaks. I'll replace it one day. I'm about to head to Montreal. It is that time of year again. I'll be going to Just for Laughs, the biggest comedy festival in the world,

and probably my favorite thing in comedy. I'll be up there for a week. Well, actually, a week

and a half. I'm hosting new faces of comedy. I'm hosting the hosts with the most show. Don't even

know what that is. I'm doing a gala with Trevor Noah. It's always fun.

I'm going to have a blast.

But here's the thing.

I'm going to be in Canada.

And people say, would you stay in Canada?

And I say I would.

Wait a bit.

Did I say I would?

I meant to say I wouldn't.

I meant, see, I said I would, but I meant to say I wouldn't, which has a different, yeah, obviously, you know what I'm

talking about. Baby Hands went to Helsinki, talked to Putin, agreed with Putin, worship Putin,

wanted to blow Putin, probably maybe in the private meeting, who knows, we don't know. Don't ask, don't tell. That's our policy. Applied to soldiers. I think it applies to presidents. It was called out by everyone, you know, from an embarrassment to a a disgrace to a mistake to the word treason.

Treason was floated in the sense that baby hands questioned American intelligence departments, department heads, leaders, etc.

On foreign soil in protection of a foreign leader.

And people were, even Fox News, even Fox News, let me say it one more time,

even Fox News said that Baby Hands was wrong on this one big time.

Major, major, major wrong, blah, blah.

So he got on, he got on his plane.

He flew home.

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