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One Shot

223. Everyone Is Remastered Part 3

One Shot

Dillin Apelyan

Games, Leisure, Comedy

4.8908 Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2017

⏱️ 61 minutes

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0:00.0

Hey Heroes, this is just us wrapping up the Everyone is John remaster.

0:03.2

We've also broadcast Magi monsters today, so check that out.

0:07.5

I want to wish one more hearty congratulation to our friend Luke Noll.

0:11.5

Luke, everyone here at One Shot wishes you every success in the world and we are all so proud of you without further ado here we go

0:28.8

All right we are back for what is guaranteed to be the most ridiculous fucking conclusion to a game that we've had yet.

0:33.0

We fought Cobra Commander with a magical girl.

0:35.0

So this is going to be insane.

0:38.0

Because this has an air of finality to it,

0:41.0

John, John Patrick Cohen, how did this voice imagine John

0:46.0

dying? How did you imagine John dying? How did you picture the end? Okay well

0:51.4

honestly he thought that the end would not come for John

0:55.5

he thought that John would survive it but if he had to pick how John would die it would

1:01.0

be alone in the dark. Very, very deep underground. Clutching what one

1:10.4

can only describe as the corpse of a gerbil.

1:13.2

Wow, that's actually setting the bar pretty low.

1:18.2

Yeah.

1:19.2

So, who knows, you might be able to clench that.

1:22.2

Uh, next we'll move on to Mike gospel Mike how how did your voice how would your voice prefer to John for John to die I think you prefer him to die a hero die like a martyr like he saved a bunch of people he

1:36.6

saved the people he's met all the different he saved Brody and he murdered a lot of

1:41.9

those people you know but he wants to redeem himself he needs that kind of like it was all worth it because I saved Brittany and Brody and Brody's two friends who also had names and

1:54.4

Carleton no Carleton got by the pyramid monster. Yeah, maybe do it Carleton status is questionable. Yeah at this point. He has his fingers back though.

2:03.0

Is his fingers better.

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