#222: Mop This Way (@Derek1Gaines)

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🗓️ 8 June 2015

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

Derek Gaines met me at my apartment to talk about his former life as a janitor. It's one of the dirtiest jobs most people will ever come in contact with. The thing I learned from this above all else was this: Use bleach.

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0:00.0	I was the best at cleaning the back of the toilet.
0:03.1	You got in there?
0:04.1	Yeah, I used to, cause all you gotta do is just mop it out.
0:07.1	You know, mop the toilet.
0:08.4	Never got on my knees, never did that.
0:10.7	Hey, you didn't mop the toilet?
0:12.1	Yeah, I just mop the bottom.
0:14.2	Mad bleach, all I use was bleach.
0:16.6	If you use bleach, everybody thinks you clean is something.
0:18.9	Tell me.
0:19.8	Hello, everybody.
0:42.0	How are you?
0:43.0	Welcome to our issue for a skeptic technique.
0:45.0	I'm in a great mood.
0:47.0	I'm in a great fucking mood.
0:52.6	But before I get going too much, I got a sponsor this week, you guys.
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1:01.1	If you listen to Tom Zagore's podcast, and Christina Pizzicki's, your mom's house, they
1:07.2	have been doing a campaign for these stoppa mattresses, and Tom and Christina swear by
1:12.4	it.
1:13.4	So, here's a deal.
1:19.5	There's no more showrooms, no more any of that.
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