#221: Mistu Softu (@TurnerBSparks)

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🗓️ 2 June 2015

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Turner Sparks met me at my new New York apartment during his visit from Shanghai. We talked about the unique challenge he's faced opening up a Mister Softee franchise in China. It's kind of crazy how much different business is there than here.

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0:00.0	one of the guys we fired he i pulled into the warehouse i mean start into the
0:04.9	office and i was like hey man we need to talk about this we've all this proof
0:08.8	that you've been stealing like you fired yeah
0:11.0	he's like okay i should have to go the bathroom real quick
0:13.1	and then he leaves and he still had the keys to the truck in his pocket
0:16.7	and i don't know what his plan was but he just drove off in the ice cream truck
0:21.2	like he just got into the truck and just drove
0:23.5	like as if you're not going to find a fine so i got called the police
0:27.2	and we called the police and i was like hey this guy
0:30.5	like we have a stolen report a stolen mr.
0:32.8	softy ice cream truck and the lady was actually like oh what is it
0:35.3	can you report you can you describe the vehicle
0:41.3	the body like soft sir down in the do's
0:44.5	on tried to see the fine
0:46.5	but what's up nothing to do with the stretch words in the dirt and watch the water roll down
0:52.5	it's about to pour
0:57.3	hello ladies and gentlemen welcome to our ishapier sceptic tank
1:02.4	how are you everybody i am great
1:05.9	oh i'm at the new carolton train station outside washington DC
1:11.7	wow it's about to pour so hard this guy is fucking black right now
1:18.2	oh you should see this you can see just above the clouds perfect white perfect
1:25.6	blue i mean like it's a little break wow fucking nature man
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