222: Leisure Cloud Clue-Suckers

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2016

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Matt and Log and Steve reminisce about the better days of Final Fantasy, get stuck in a leisure centre, and find clues in a go-go-dancer's dick, because obviously.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to episode 22.
0:04.1	All the Twos of the Regular Features Podcast.
0:07.4	I like to think of all of each one of us is one of the twos.
0:10.2	Assamined at last in the Council of Tews.
0:12.8	Everyone say two in turn.
0:14.3	Two, two, two, two.
0:16.2	Two, two.
0:16.9	Two.
0:17.8	Oh shit, that's 22,000 episodes.
0:20.4	This is a regular features comedy episode of, I mean, how many podcast that we do.
0:25.1	And you know what?
0:25.7	How much fun is it?
0:26.7	It's inauspicious how much fun it is.
0:29.2	It is probably the most fun thing that I've done today.
0:32.2	And boy, oh boy, have I done some fun things today.
0:34.6	Are you?
0:34.8	Talking of number twos.
0:36.0	Guess what I did today?
0:37.9	Did you do three twos? No. A poop? A woman put her finger up my ass. Really? Yeah. And not in a sex way. And how did your ass respond to that? It's never not in a sex way. Was it all a quiver? It was fine. It was a bit cold. She told me to be relaxed, but I thought,
0:53.6	I know how to do this.
0:54.9	And yeah,
0:55.7	it was great.
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