222: Just a Man Who’s Lost His Dongle

Dear Hank & John

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🗓️ 13 January 2020

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

What should I do with my art money? What do you do if you miss a flight? Are gas giants just tiny planets with big atmospheres? Why does my brain release endorphins for things that are bad for me? What should we do with the bird in the freezer? John Green and Hank Green have answers!

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0:00.0	Hello, it's a cold open here from Hank.
0:03.9	We in this episode decided that we were going to make a thing and sell it at dftba.com.
0:10.0	It turns out that that thing is actually pretty difficult to make well and we want to make
0:15.2	sure that we do it well if we do it.
0:17.2	Now we said that it's on sale.
0:19.8	It's not on sale, but a lot of people wanted it and have been in touch with us in various
0:24.7	ways, disappointed to hear that they cannot acquire it.
0:27.5	That is, we're very flattered that you like John's dumb idea so much, but we did not want
0:32.9	to rush it.
0:34.3	So it is not, it is not on sale.
0:36.3	I repeat, I apologize.
0:38.6	It is not on sale.
0:40.2	All right.
0:41.2	Enjoy this episode of Dear Hank and John.
0:43.2	I can't believe I had to record this.
0:45.9	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:53.2	Or as I prefer to think of it, Dear John and Hank.
0:55.4	That's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you to be a surprise
0:58.7	and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and FC Wimbledon.
1:02.0	John, you know, I really feel like I know what's going to happen in the year 2020.
1:06.8	I just, I see it so clearly.
1:10.1	This is going to be some kind of 2020 pun.
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