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🗓️ 28 July 2023
⏱️ 81 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | As soon as the music started, I got the urge to scream really loud over and try to fight it. |
| 0:23.8 | You know, to fight your intrusive thoughts with everything you've had. |
| 0:27.6 | I did! Hi guys! I don't even know what episode this is, but I can tell you in one second. |
| 0:33.6 | Welcome to Hello Disfunction. Welcome. It's 221. It's whatever you want it to be. Are you sure? |
| 0:39.5 | Yeah, but I think it was more than that. Uh-uh, it's 221. We both have headaches. |
| 0:46.2 | We're both bleeding. We're gonna make this episode all about our reproductive cycle. I'm gonna tell you |
| 0:52.6 | how this happened. Um, I haven't had a period in months and um, I got one this month. I was |
| 0:59.7 | saying you've had quite a bit lately. I saw you for five fucking minutes yesterday and I go home |
| 1:06.5 | and it starts and I'm like, oh, that's because of her shit. And then bunny tells me today |
| 1:12.4 | her started. And so it's a domino effect. Like, peace is next. Oh yeah, and I was before me. |
| 1:18.6 | Don't say pieces. It's just a house full of fucking |
| 1:21.4 | unthinkable. Uncomfortable. Uncomfortable. Bitches. |
| 1:25.2 | Heffers in this fucking house right now. No, I've been miserable. |
| 1:29.2 | I've been I have a headache. I get really bad headaches and I forgot what this feels like |
| 1:33.9 | because I thought it was done. It explains why, you know, the week before is really bad with like |
| 1:40.3 | PMS symptoms, like your emotions and I've been my nausea. It explains why I really wanted to |
| 1:48.1 | off myself the week before. I'm like, oh, that's why it's worse than usual. It's not a good time. |
| 1:54.8 | Yeah, I know it does make sense because I've been so snappy and bitchy lately, but I was just |
| 1:59.2 | chalking it up to not being on meds and like maybe the weather, but it's like I'm doubling down. |
| 2:04.9 | Guess what? Yeah, my my body is like, remember what this is like. |
| 2:09.1 | So before I came here, I ran in the store. I almost said what store. I ran in the store real quick |
| 2:15.3 | to grab some stuff, some feminine hygiene products, and some pretzel chips, and you'll be happy. |
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