220: Murder Deluxe

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2023

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

It’s been a rough eventful week.
Crystal is losing a toenail, displays excellent self control and has another new word for us. Pata Fria got a new car, shot photos in a kinky dream house and had an interaction with a possible trafficker.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I
0:14.0	Thought you kicked my fucking coffee over
0:16.6	No, that's enough my second tone out lost anymore than it is. Hi. Hey guys
0:23.6	Disfunction as usual episode 220 of hello dysfunction
0:30.0	With the disfunctioners
0:32.0	Nothing's changed. Nope
0:35.1	Nope, where do we even start? I hope today's my day to visit God
0:39.7	That's what I'm hoping
0:41.7	This shit has been turned up. I don't know if it's the sun. I don't know if it's the retrogrades
0:46.6	I don't know. I don't know what's causing it, but shit has been in full speed. Oh my fucking
0:52.8	I had to have been a raper in a past life like for sure. I think really bad. I have a my big toe
1:00.0	My toenail is like half hanging on right now. It keeps bleeding. Oh
1:05.0	My fucking god. It hurts so bad
1:07.0	I'm enough to go to Kaiser and have them give me a light of cane injection and just remove it
1:12.5	That's gonna be great. I don't even want you to record it. It makes me say no to even look at the photo
1:18.0	I'm so special
1:20.0	Yeah, I fucked it up with the zoo because I'm smart and I wear flip flops everywhere, especially to the zoo
1:26.6	So it's a great idea, right?
1:29.7	This fucking I'm an idiot, so you know
1:35.2	I'm like, but where do we start? Do we start with the zoo an empty pack of cigarettes? No, cuz I wanted one
1:42.9	I got more you know always
1:45.4	You ain't gonna go without those
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