#221 - Santa Banged Your Mom
The Basement Yard
Santagato Studios
4.9 • 14.7K Ratings
🗓️ 23 December 2019
⏱️ 79 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Merry Christmas everyone welcome back to the basement. You are Danny. How you doing? |
| 0:05.4 | Don't don't don't pretty good can't hear you. Oh |
| 0:09.9 | Yep, just |
| 0:13.4 | Smooth it'll yeah, can't really move in that thing, huh? |
| 0:20.1 | Yeah, I can a little yeah, my Christmas is good you guys are gonna be hearing a lot of ruffling because Danny has wrapped himself |
| 0:27.9 | in |
| 0:28.9 | Gift wrap. Yeah, and he's got a bow on the side of his head, which I think it's a good touch. It's I think it's adorable |
| 0:34.5 | Yeah, yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead and just oh |
| 0:38.5 | Thank you you're welcome. Thank you |
| 0:41.6 | So you look great. Thank you you look great, too. You have a wonderful sweater on yeah, I got a good sweater on |
| 0:46.7 | I really like this sweater. What the fuck's going on with this wire? Oh, no, you're all tangled. I'm all tangy bangy |
| 0:52.2 | It's okay. Yeah, throw it on there |
| 0:54.9 | Well, tangy bangy. Yeah, so this this episode will be coming out. I believe December 22nd. So Christmas is |
| 1:03.8 | Right around the corner. It's knocking on the back door. Oh big time knocking on the back door for sure |
| 1:09.7 | Yeah, I like knocking on the back door sometimes you like that |
| 1:13.1 | Depends if it's who's birthday. It is you know what I mean? Yes, true. It's more of a guy birthday. Yeah, it's a guy birthday |
| 1:18.6 | February 25th. We're knocking on all doors. Oh, yeah |
| 1:24.2 | I mean December 25th what I said February no, I did because that's my birthday. Oh |
| 1:29.4 | Yeah, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna knock on the back door on Jesus's birthday |
| 1:32.2 | You can't anal on G on Christmas. You can't have sex on Christmas, right? Have you ever fucked on Christmas? No |
| 1:37.1 | I've never had sex on Christmas. I've jerked off on Christmas. You beat it on Christmas |
| 1:40.9 | Yeah, for sure. I've definitely not a good the pregame jitters out, you know |
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