#220 - Go Bang Your Head Against The Wall
The Basement Yard
Santagato Studios
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🗓️ 16 December 2019
⏱️ 90 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to the bedroom. I like that. That was nice. You liked it. Yeah. Yeah. I think I don't know what it is. I just you know you're glowing today. You're very yeah, you're very hot. I don't know, man. Come on off of the boxing. I actually got more energy now. Yeah, you look you look you look very happy. Your eyes are fucking shining. |
| 0:22.0 | I feel like the sweater is good with my skin tone also. Yeah, you got a fire in all cylinders. I don't know. You got a twinkly your eyes. Yeah, this is going to end tomorrow though. Yeah, probably. I mean, I you know I'll put on a different sweater. It would be a different day. It's over. Happiness for you only last so long. No, but it's good. I'll save it. Yeah, yeah, I'll save it. You're going to have a great day today. Yeah, I hope I hope it in jinx it probably. Yeah, you look great. If I was in like in the dudes, I'd cock you down. You cock me down. Yeah. |
| 0:52.0 | Yeah, for sure. Really? Yeah. No hesitation. No hesitation. You break your head. I mean, you're very cock downable. Am I? Yeah. All right. I appreciate that for sure. I like to think I'm cock downable. Would you cock me down? That's a real question. I mean, it would take some some work, but I definitely get there eventually. Yeah, I mean, it's a mountain. You'd be willing to climb though. As long as you have, you know, enough oxygen, the right boots. Yeah, I'm going to have to pack enough water to cock that down. Yeah. You know what I mean? I mean, I have that right boots. You're going to have to go into your reserve canteen. |
| 1:22.0 | I'm going to have to check the weather. Make sure it's not raining. Yeah, I'm going to have to check my underwear too, apparently. I have to set up camp for the night. Yeah. Hey, let's just going to take some time to cock that down. But it's a mountain. I'm willing to climb. There we go. The Instagram picture at the end is worth it. Oh, God. Yeah. You'll be going after two even more than you are now. Probably see, I don't think so. I think I'll be disgusting and wretched. Like Wolverine. You say Wolverine. What is it? Wolverine? Wool. I thought |
| 1:52.0 | it's Wolverine. You say Wolverine. I say Wolverine. That's a Wolverine. I don't say Wolverine. I say Wolverine. No, Wolverine. Cousin. Sing a finger. I said finger. Yeah, you did say finger. Yeah. But no, yeah. I mean, you said that like a high pitch Japanese man. Finger. I am like two tenths Japanese. No one believes that for my mother's DNA ancestry. Yeah, we should do tense. We should do that. And say, string. |
| 2:22.0 | No, two percent. No, you said two tenths. No, I'm like Japanese milk, two percent. Nice. Yeah. That's dope, dude. I'm Japanese milk. Now that's a glass. I'd rewilled it. Right? Yeah, milk usually fucks with my body, though. So I don't know about that. You are pretty lactose. I'm super lactose. And my body even know, like if you just write milk on a glass of water, my body will be like, oh, we're shit today. Like it just knows because like almond milk isn't dairy, but it fucks me up. I haven't tried oat milk. That's the only |
| 2:52.0 | one I'm willing to put my blood hole to the test to try that out. You don't like almond milk? I love almond milk, but it doesn't agree with me. Oh, it doesn't agree. Like regular milk is literally like drinking dry milk for me. Yeah. So if I have it because I had a lot of milk back in the day, I used to be tired from like playing sports all day, come home and just chug out of the gallon. My mom used to beat me. Yeah, for that. I used to love drinking out of the bottle. Oh, I loved it. Also, you ever drink milk out of like glass. Yeah, not like a cup like a glass like milk man. Yeah, the guy would come and drop off outside. |
| 3:22.0 | Your house what a dumb thing. Yeah, we got to order all this milk. Who orders milk and bulk is a spoils. Leave it on your front steps for the cats to come piss on the fuck. There was way more straight cats in the 80s. I have it. Whatever year that was. I think that was more like the 50s. Yeah, I don't know anything. No one brings milk around anymore. I just I can't believe I just said the 80s like supermarket sitting. 80s also not that long ago, but we are coming to an end of a decade here. |
| 3:52.0 | Whoa, I just did that pop. Yeah, we are. We are coming. We are. We're not. I mean, 2020. Yeah. Ah, so you could see clearly this year. Hopefully. That's what everyone's going to say. I guarantee I'm calling it now. So you'll be a bunch of memes. And then I'm going to get 9,000 DMs of people being like, see, I saw it. Whatever. |
| 4:08.0 | I'm trying to see clearly. Yeah, hashtag 2020 vision. I can see this year is going to be my year praying hands. Yeah. Yeah. That's what's going to happen. And anyway, that's going to happen anyway, because I just said it. And all the time. |
| 4:20.0 | People are stealing our shit on the show. Yeah. Yeah. And put it out making memes. All this bullshit. We do get we do get swagger jacked a lot on my |
| 4:27.7 | God so much so much. So much. And not enough Molly whopping. Damn. Too much swagger jacking and not enough Molly whopping. That's what happened. No one knows what that means if they're not from New York. Yeah, you don't know |
| 4:39.2 | it's getting Molly walked is all about. But someone says they're going to Molly whopping. You got a balance. We got to get the fuck out of there. New York's lying is great. We say the dumbest shit makes no sense. Yeah. |
| 4:49.3 | Molly. Do you know what you know what you know what jaddy means? |
| 4:52.0 | Jaddy. Yeah. No. It's a fat butt. A jaddy. Yeah. That sounds very Philadelphia. I showed you had the jaddy. Never heard that fat butt. Got the wagon. Got the wagon wheel. Yeah. |
| 5:03.2 | The wagons great. I love wagon. I used to wagon a lot. Fucking wagons. Damn. Yo, she got the wagon. Not not even she has a wagon. She got the wagon. She got the wagon. She got the wagon. |
| 5:12.5 | There's only one wagon and she has it. She is in possession. Do you think it's crazy how immediately how drawn you are by your eyes to just a great fucking set of cheeks? |
| 5:25.1 | I mean, it is something. But we can't blame. That's our instinct to do that. Right? |
| 5:31.0 | Like as straight men. It's just to be like, whoa, I don't know. Wow. That's a party. I don't know. |
| 5:40.2 | That's a party. I honestly don't even know the answer to that. You know, I like I don't you know, I like why do people love titties? |
| 5:48.5 | But I think it's only because they hide them so much. I love. But you know the thing is |
| 5:55.0 | The thing is though I feel like we ever watch one of those national geographic shows and it's like this hut or this village where all the way. I thought I thought you just like |
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