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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

221: Reviews of Valentine's Candy

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy

4.85.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.

0:13.3

Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

0:35.3

Here we go.

0:38.2

Episode 2-2-1, right?

0:38.7

Yep.

0:39.1

Okay.

0:39.9

This is... I don't know why you look to me for the answers.

0:41.7

We're reading reviews of Valentine's Day candies.

0:45.9

Even though this comes out after Valentine's Day Day.

0:49.4

It's when it's all on sale, you know, so it's a good time to do it.

0:52.9

Also, from reading all these reviews, it seems like these candies are just kind of not.

1:00.4

They're not.

1:01.3

Yeah, they're kind of not.

1:03.0

I mean, like, they're...

1:04.3

Tell me more.

1:05.3

They're kind of not limited to a certain time period because some people said, oh, this must be five years old or it expired three years ago.

1:14.9

So, you know, it's timeless, really is what I'm trying to say.

1:19.2

And this timeless suggestion was from Alex on Patreon.

1:24.1

And it won.

1:25.3

It won.

1:25.8

It was the victor.

1:27.1

I had an easier time researching this than I did church festivals.

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